I hope haskett is kind enough to let me slide with this few hour late blog. (i passed out on my computer last night) :P

                   Once in a far away land, where the sun hummed in harmony with the birds, there was a hill. Upon this dark green splendid hill lay a prince, whom was brutally murdered, robbed, and has no importance of my story. But next to the prince was a gnome, who at this point was rolling around in the princes’ blood. But don’t worry, that’s just a sign of respect from the gnome people.  This gnome, Lime, usually wore the same gear everyday; a green/yellow/red striped tunic, (now covered in prince blood) bunny hide shorts, a satchel filled with nuts, a wooden flute around his neck, alligator sandals and most importantly his controversial gnome hat. Limes’ hat was controversial for the fact that it was the only hat in the whole kingdom that wasn’t pointed. Now that could mean one of three things; Lime is a rebel against his people and wouldn’t care for the world to be one with his race, Lime is the chosen one, or he was just given a shitty hat. Nevertheless, he had a dull hat, and despised for it he was.

                   Lime was kicked out of the Kingdom at a young age of eighteen for having a dull hat. And as we all know, to survive outside the kingdom was is just as good as execution. But, luckily, Lime was a smart gnome who took this punishment as some sort of challenge. And with his satchel in hand, prince blood on back, and wooden flute tied around his chubby gnome neck, he went on onward through the mysterious land that lay before him.            

              TO BE CONTINUED.           

Its okay.

Hello Stranger,
  My name is Lemmon. I am going to beat your wife.

Hello lemmon,
  My name is Jakk. Why are you going to beat my wife?

Hello Jakk,
  I am going to beat your wife, because i am angry.

Hello Lemmon,
  Why are you so angry? And why is it that MY wife has to pay for it?

Hello Jakk,
  I have said too much.

damn blogs.

too fucking easy of an assignment, that i keep forgetting to do it. i rarely go online anymore, i gots a very busy life, and being on the computer, and remembering to write every weds has been not the easiest to remember, and now im paying for it, with a fucking D+ and funny timing too, now im getting bitched at. shieeet, its kind of funny. damnit haskett, heres yo blog.

Well well well.

this is a blog. And i am writing in it. Im only wearing a cape, but i dont mind. this is a blog.

Carrots.

Did you know, that 37 out of 40 americans, will have an epiphany on an important subject, 42 minutes AFTER eating 2.3 ounces of cooked carrots.

how do i do it?

i've got the hammer, i've got the dildo, and i got the mexican midget. but, how does it even work?

The Thirs"tea" conspiracy

Do you think, that the word tea, is secretly named so, so that when you are thirsty you think of the drink tea, because the word tea is at the end of the word thirsty, when pronounced. thus subliminely putting "tea", a nice refreshing brevage, into our little minds?