Carrots.

Did you know, that 37 out of 40 americans, will have an epiphany on an important subject, 42 minutes AFTER eating 2.3 ounces of cooked carrots.

how do i do it?

i've got the hammer, i've got the dildo, and i got the mexican midget. but, how does it even work?

The Thirs"tea" conspiracy

Do you think, that the word tea, is secretly named so, so that when you are thirsty you think of the drink tea, because the word tea is at the end of the word thirsty, when pronounced. thus subliminely putting "tea", a nice refreshing brevage, into our little minds?